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37328004 发表于 2006-6-4 10:40

神父和修女发生关系时的对话

<strong>有一个修女到神父那里忏悔：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>神父，请您原谅我，我昨天辱骂了一个男人。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>你骂他什么？</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>我骂他<font face="Times New Roman">‘</font>你妈了个<font face="Times New Roman">*’</font>。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>你为什么要骂他呢，告诉我，我会请求上帝原谅你的。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>她摸我的胸部。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>（神父把手伸进了修女的胸部）：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是这样吗？</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是的。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>即使他摸了你的胸，你也不应该骂他啊。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>可是他又接着往下摸我。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>（神父往下摸修女）：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是这样吗？</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是的。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>即使他摸了你，你也不应该骂他啊。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>可是他又接着把我摁到地上，把我<font face="Times New Roman">**</font>了。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>（神父把修女摁到地上，<font face="Times New Roman">**</font>了修女<font face="Times New Roman">......</font>）：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是这样吗？</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>是的。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>即使他<font face="Times New Roman">**</font>了你，你也不应该骂他啊。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/></font>修女：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>可是完事后他告诉我他有爱滋病。</strong><strong><font face="Times New Roman">” <br/><br/>............ <br/><br/></font>神父：<font face="Times New Roman">“</font>你妈了个<font face="Times New Roman">*</font>！<font face="Times New Roman">”</font></strong>
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占士邦 发表于 2006-6-4 16:37

哈哈...不错!!!!!!顶上去了!

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